When it comes to relationships, the rules can be hard to define. How much do you spend on birthday gifts? How often do you see each other? How soon is too soon when it comes to saying "I love you"? And of course, when is it appropriate to start farting in front of your significant other?
Well, in the end, none of these things really matter, and here to prove it are 23 girlfriends who play by their own rules!
1. Some girls take post-makeover selfies, some girls take post-make out selfies...
Good thing that shade of Merlot looks great with both their skin tones...
2. Gender roles be damned!
Sometimes, you need a heroine instead of a hero!
3. After the first few dates, show them who you really are...
Even if that happens to be a pizza monster sadist...
Hey, if your date doesn't leave after witnessing that, they're definitely into you.
4. As long as they believe it, who cares?
You always knew your strong thighs were your best asset!
5. This girl fears no judgement when it comes to personal style...
I don't know who's copying who, but those are some gutsy style moves
6. What's yours is mine and mine is yours
And by that I mean, I will eat your fries, but don't you dare touch my dessert!
7. Just because it was $50 dollars a plate doesn't mean you have to pretend to like it...
Let's be honest, no one — and I mean no one — actually likes arugula!
8. Got to put in the work to get the reward
I wouldn't say she's petty, I'd say she knows what she wants and she's willing to do what it takes to get it...those shoe's ain't cheap!
9. It's not always tough love...
There's no cheese on those nachos because that line is cheesy enough!
10. Ahhh, the fresh scent of a trusting relationship...
Ben will never find an air freshener that looks as good as these. Selfie game on point!
11. When it comes to text messaging, everything's up for interpretation
Those noodles though...so supple, so sensual
12. "You'll wear it, and you'll like it"
All he needs are some air fresheners and he'll have the whole set!
13. Don't expect any apologies from the this girl
No words needed. Eyeliner runs on its own time!
14. Memes send the message loud and clear
It's not passive aggressive if it's funny, right?
15. But that would have ruined the surprise!
Maybe it's not as romantic as you expected, but at least the floor looks kind of clean...
16. To heck with Valentine's day clichés!
Plus, I hear that pwning noobs is great foreplay!
17. Yes, shower wine, because no one can tell you how to live your life!
This girl knows that a good Cabernet Sauvignon is a way better investment than an expensive hair mask!
18. She knows how to hide the good stuff!
Because there are some places men never think to look...
19. Here's a girl who knows how to treat herself
Now you have a use for that spare room...
20. It's not just boyfriends who get overprotective
These days, we don't mark our territory — we tag it!
21. Lunch and a love note
Judging by the note, she probably packed that lunch because she's sick of you buying burritos everyday...
22. To hell with privacy, right?
They say the couple that poops together stays together...just kidding, they don't say that...this is too far.
23. It's a war that every couple wages...
It seems like a good idea...until he pees all over it
24. I'm betting she left that there on purpose
25. She's just Trying To Make You Look Good
That cat eye though! Out here making girls jealous with that flawless contour.
26. Nothing says "I love you" like a few brutal threats...
27. Nothin' beats a girl who can cook!
28. What a generous gift-giver
29. Much like love, no one ever said jealously was logical
30. She's goin' deep undercover...
31. Overly attached? Nah, overly romantic!
32. Is this, umm, is this a main course or dessert?
At least she put in the effort to garnish it!
33. She's just letting him know how she sees him
34. And this girl's gone all-out!
That is the look of a man with a few things going on in his head right now...relax dude, I'm sure it's a joke...
35. What's more surprising than your faces on the ol' junk trunks?
36. Everyone has a different definition of what's "sexy"
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