But I would lovingly take your blistering summers and raise you a sub-zero wasteland of man vs. nature.
Yes, we people up here in the North have our own set of problems each winter when we battle Mother Nature to the bitter (cold) end.
Let's just laugh about it.
1. Not being able to find your own house.
2. Having to wear a snowsuit under your Halloween costume.
3. Unless you want to freeze your ears off (literally), you wear a hat...which means everyday hat head.
4. Nothing wet must touch anything metal. Ever.
5. This is an iced coffee.
6. Searching for your car like...
7. Me going to get the mail mid-December.
8. The driving. The driving.
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