You know when someone ruins something for you and you can't unlearn that?
Yeah, buckle up.The same thing is about to happen to you. If you like the Marvel movies even a little bit, you won't like this. Or maybe you will and you'll see the world with new eyes like I do.
This burden is too heavy for one person... join me.
1. Wait, so can Thor leave Asgard with the Rainbow bridge or not? Because it seems that bridge is as useful as a chandelier.
Because that bridge was destroyed at the end of Thor but somehow showed up in The Avengers just fine.
2. Now that Doctor Strange is in the series – who can literally bend space and time, fight inter-dimensional villains and is literally a protector of this universe... remind me why we need The Avengers again?
3. So why do the Hulk's pants stay up during a fight? Bruce Banner, there's no way you can explain this one.
Plus we can detect large sources of radiation on Earth – shouldn't his radiation-riddled body be like a MASSIVE beacon?
4. How did Tony Stark amass all of the technology to build a giant robot in the middle a cave?
And before you say, I KNOW that this is the final suit in the movie but he basically came up with most of it there!
5. Is Tony Stark's chest battery an unlimited source of energy or not?
Because it seems to run out quite a bit and can be charged from a car battery...
6. Shouldn't Spider-Man's webbing come out of his butt, shouldn't he eat flies – and how come he can stick onto walls despite wearing a suit?
7. How could you ignore the sweetness that is Thor's girlfriend, Natalie Portman?
Like, where'd she go that was so important?
8. It's kinda weird that Black Panther, a future head of state, isn't noticed until the plot needs him in Captain America: Civil War....
Where were you at, bro?
9. Star-Lord's '80s cassette player runs on AA batteries, and if he clearly hasn't been on Earth in a while, then how does he keep it running if only Earth has those sweet, sweet Duracells?
10. So Captain America's super soldier serum was never revisited from the 1940s until now because...??
In all that time, they never developed anything new? No one wrote anything down? It was all down to one scientist? That's not how science works!
11. The Avengers only assemble when they feel like it.
I mean, why didn't Tony call any of his buds in Iron Man 3? Or Thor in Thor 2?
12. Speaking of which, where was The Hulk during Civil War? Huh? You don't think he wanted to weigh in?
13. HYDRA was an evil organization with arguably thousands of people but they waited more than 70 years to re-emerge?
Come on, man. The people who started with your company are old decrepit men now.
14. The Avengers save the world time and time again but they still got to follow the rules like chumps?
15. The Sokovia Accords, the superhero registration thing that set off the civil war, is stupid because sometimes it applies and sometimes it doesn't.
Is Spider-Man's identity known to the government now? And which identity is that?
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