15 Things That Will Offend Serious Control Freaks

I don't know about you, but I consider myself a fairly laid back person. I can pretty much chill with anybody and have a good time, doing pretty much anything. I don't like to stress over stuff like that because I believe stress gives you cancer. Not in the new-agey, "I actually believe that" way, but like the old time, down-homey wisdom kind of way. Bottom line, I let things slide. My family is nuts. My girlfriend is extremely "organized" and likes to plan things months in advance, and I, by and large, just roll with it.

However, there are certain small things that make me unbelievably frustrated from time to time. Big things don't faze me, but little stuff like this? Holy shit, I will lose my mind.

1. Someone At Customer Service Best Explain This One

Are you supposed to wear the vented one on your stinkier foot?

2. I Hope This Guy Gets CANNED!

I'm a writer. I'll drink bong water to catch a buzz, and I'm mad enough that I'm boycotting this on principle!

3. Misplaced Meat

The deliciousness ratio on this pie is all kinds of messed up!

4. Either Make It To 60 Or Die At 55!

This is like a visual representation of when you're counting and some asshat just starts yelling out random numbers!

5. No. No! NOOOO!

The real question is, where the hell is #501?

6. Are You Trying To Get Hurt?

I can only assume that these are packaged by robots, which is further evidence that they're just screwing with us until we equip them enough to take us on full force!

7. To Some, This Is 'Modern Art'

To everyone with a brain, it's just an absolute shit show!

8. You Can't Even Call This An Accident!

The only acceptable explanation is that this is the world's tiniest murder scene!

9. Meta AND Mind Blowing

If Monk saw the way these Monk DVDs were arranged, he'd lose it!

10. Who's The Wise Guy?

People's mental health is no laughing matter (he said as he wrote an entire article poking fun at Obsessive Compulsive Disorder)!

11. Zero F**ks, Less Work Ethic

They quoted this job at 2 hours, and by God they were not going a minute over that!

12. *Single Tear*

"Why? Why must you ruin all that I hold dear?" –Me

13. The Classic "Only Black Key At The Pool" Joke, Eh?

"Great work dodging that racially loaded joke in the PC climate of 2016, Eric!" –My Boss

14. You're On Thin Ice, Bubs!

That knife is going to be cutting something else if you keep that up!

15. Where Will You Be When The Drugs Kick In?

Hopefully in a place where sanity reigns and this bullshit is never allowed to happen!

Main image via reddit / Theguygotguyed

Collage images via 1. reddit / Love4Mangos 2. imgur / sabina261187 3. imgur / Facewreck