15 Expert Movers Who Definitely Know What They're Doing

Moving day is the worst. I've moved too many times to count now, and whether it's been across the city or across the country, it always ends with me super pissed off with whomever I've manged to trick into "helping" me out. Yes this is my stuff, and yes, I know exactly what's in every box and where I want it to go. Stop asking questions like "Why do you still own this?" or "How much longer is this going to take?" Chances are, you're not even that good of a friend. You just happen to own a truck and can be easily tricked with promises of beer and pizza.
However, next time I move, I am DEFINITELY hiring movers. Like I care if you break anything. It will still be easier to deal with than trying to fit a couch around a corner that clearly was not designed for couches to come around.
These people get my struggle. 

1. On closer inspection, it seems like your tires have exploded 

2. That just seems like flagrant false advertising 

3. Just casually taking your pet rock out for a walk

4. When you need to raise a village but only want to make one trip

5. I give them a perfect 5/7 rating

6. Based on his bike-building ability, I have high hopes for this car

7. You can always make a new son, but a fridge is expensive stuff

8. "I mean, worst case scenario, we bounce." "You're right." 

9. Just let me pop this shirt off first. That will give me the strength I need

10. Easily the best reason to keep bros around. They love to lift heavy things and you can pay them in booze

11. "Here, hold my beer." –Famous last words

12. Luckily those rubber flip-flops offer maximum grip 

13. When you run out of seats but need more people to help move

14. Note the pylons around the truck. Safety first, people 

15. The look of a desperate man who has nothing to lose

Main image via Iconosquare

Collage image via 1. NZ Herald 2. The Nicest Pictures 3. Izismile