1. Sometimes it feels better to let that comment slide
Sometimes you can even glean some satisfaction by knowing that person will remain a piece of ignorant trash because you couldn't be bothered to enlighten them with your opinion.
2. Every Sunday...
...when you contemplate doing laundry, but you're so hungover all you can do is eat pizza on the puke-covered bathroom mat you woke up on.
3. So apparently the secret behind the smile is Crimea...
4. As if that moment isn't terrifying enough, here's a meme to haunt your dreams
5. I hear he's got a great platform
6. Spring has no chill...except that it does and that's the problem
7. Thanks Pornhub...
8. If you thought a major in Philosophy was useless, try applying for a job in sales with nothing but "Potions Master" under your qualifications
9. After you spent the whole workday eating celery and trying to be nice to your coworkers...
10. Guilty as charged...
11. When you've been listening to that one friend bitch about their life the whole night, and then they have the nerve to tell you to slow down
12. The sexy mayonnaise pics are bad. The fact that you accidentally sent them to your mom is worse.
13. Does the skin graft inhibit your ability to endure endless soul-crushing customers? No? Okay, see you tomorrow!
14. Being rich won't help you if you're ugly on the inside.
Collage image via 1. Black Twitter 2. Instagram / @what.guys.like
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