16 Things That Gave You Massive Trust Issues

From a young age, we learn to trust no one. Sure, in daycare we're told to share and be nice, but after having your crayons stolen one too many times, your guard went up. From that point onward, life was basically a downward spiral of disappointments and broken dreams. 

Hey, you can't be disappointed if your expectations are low enough, right?

1. The time you ordered chicken and got this abomination instead. 

2. The time you watched your girlfriend transform before your eyes. 

3. The time you played the worst version of muffin roulette EVER. 

4. The time you couldn't even trust the ground beneath your feet. 

5. The time Lay's tried to pull the wool over your eyes. 

6. The time a cop car had the license plate 'NOTACOP'.

7. The time your hopes soared to new heights, and crashed just as quickly. 

8. The time you thought those pretty yellow roses were treats. 

9. The time you expected cookies in the goddamn butter cookie tin.

10. The time Rick Astley destroyed your idealistic views on love. 

11. The time Lorde looked like two totally different people. 

12. The time your nurse played a cruel, cruel joke. 

13. The time you didn't get what you asked for. 

14. The time she sent you a pic and it turned out to be a sham. 

15. The time you went in for deliciousness and got this frankenfood instead. 

16. And finally, the time you realized that you couldn't even trust your father. 

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