17 Friendzoned Dudes Who Just Can't Get A Slice

Dudes gotta face it, sometimes she's just not into you. Kinda like in that movie He's Just Not That Into You, but the difference is I've never seen that movie and I've definitely seen friendzoning in my time. Really, though, what can you do — other than go to the gym, eat better, get a good job, stop being a creep, and countless other things that would actually make you attractive? Are men blinded by the fantasy relationships Hollywood has forced down our throats which suggest that we can slowly fall in love with our best friends over time and end up in a beautiful, loving relationship? Nahhh, must just be that she's a jerk and/or you're a weirdo, nothing more. 

Point is, it's at least worth a laugh, so let's check out these dudes who got sucked into this zone like it's a black hole...

1. Ah, so thisis where it all began... 

2. And apparently not much has changed since

3. It can really deflate your ego...

4. I mean, wouldn't you be flattened if this was you?

5. That is one super expensive zone, my dude...

6. Underneath, it should read "Just Zoned!" 

7. Here, we can actually measure the physical properties of the zone:

8. These two sound like they're going to start the lamest superhero team ever!

9. You know what they say about people who assumethings...

10. But it's true what they say, you miss 100% of the shots you don't take...

11. At least here she had the poetics to paint a picture of the "forever alone" state he'll be left in...

12. Yeah, a bouquet like that definitelysays "bffs" and not, "I'm desperately in love with you, please, please notice me!"

13. Okay, sending flowers is one thing, but this? This is just painful...

14. Here's a classic friend zone move, but if she farts, that dude's neck is gonna be more broken than his heart

15. The point of no return... 

16. Some people really like to salt that wound, huh?

17. But at least others have the courtesy to just be blunt AF about it