If you have a weak stomach, I suggest you don't read any further. Some of the pictures on this list are liable to get your tummy turning. Don't say I didn't warn.
1. Kids...
You know, I actually started out more alarmed because I thought the kid put a tiny bat in his ear. Sure, a pencil tip is kinda weird but at least I won't wake up at night scared that pencils decided to roost in my ears.
2. The green ones were always my favorite.
I wonder how many people aren't gonna read the sign and just think they've gone bad or something. I already know it's higher than zero 'cause that's what I thought at first.
3. It's true, I've seen it firsthand.
I'm honestly more surprised to hear that eating dog crap can cause blindness. I mean, I didn't really need any reasons not to do that anyway but it's still good to know, I guess.
4. Yuck.
Oh boy, and you thought you had a crappy job. You can groan all you want but I'm still just gonna sit back with my hands behind my head and a satisfied look on my face.
5. Here's a cool illusion that would end in disaster if I saw it on the road
6. My love for tacos has a limit, and this is it.
At least that kid who used to eat worms can finally find his favorite restaurant. Yeah, I guess I can add a silver lining to pretty much anything.
7. This is one sad picture.
Yeah, it's not really a good sign when the only ones that seem happy to be there are the dolls themselves.
8. Mom posing with the ghost of an ancient wizard... you know, casual stuff.
9. No, thank you.
Suddenly, the whole pineapple debate doesn't seem like such a big deal. You know, we can learn something from that. It really puts the whole debate into perspective.
10. I have so many questions.
Like, are they planning to eat these fish or do they just keep their pets in the fridge? Also, that really can't be healthy for either the fish or for them, right?
11. It's a great look.
Now there's a tattoo you better be 100% sure that you can rock for the rest of your life. Hopefully, there were no regrets here!
12. IT'S JUST WRONG!
Okay, so this one isn't exactly an anomaly, but have you ever even considered what a peeled lime would be like?
13. Is there an option "C"?
I guess it's just as well because somebody obviously already made the decision for us. Sorry kid, it's not your fault your parents are bad at multiple choice questions.
At least they can probably write you a short essay explaining why they did this.
14. "My new whip is fire"
Man, I guess Chili's makes their food way spicier than I remember. Well folks, today we've all learned a valuable lesson. Always hold in your chili farts until it's bonfire time
15. Nope, not even close.
I know we and the British have different ways of saying things, but I'm pretty sure we can agree on what a banana is. Maybe on their first floor, bananas and turkeys get a special opposite day.
That's obviously the most reasonable explanation.
16. Not freaky? Just take a closer look at the leaves...
17. I'm impressed.
I don't think they're gonna win any points for that sick move, though. Hmm, actually, it's pretty hard to think of a winner in this whole situation.
It's not the driver, it's not the homeowner, and it's not either of their insurance companies.
Wait, I've got it! The winner is us. Thank you for playing.
18. Whoa! I had no idea this was a thing. Kinda neat.
Yup, this is a thing. Sometimes you can even end up with an extra finger, depending on how your genes feel like behaving.
19. Should someone tell him?
Actually, I'd like to think those other ducks already did and he kept saying, "It's fine, whatever, I don't even feel it."
And since you can't really reason with someone who's already in the "I'm fine with the knife in my head" mindset, they all just packed up and left.
20. Nope!
I like how the guy on the right looks like he can't decide whether or not he's happy about this. On the one hand, he's unearthed a terrible secret of the universe that nobody should ever see.
On the other hand, it's bigger than anything the rest of them caught that day. Hmm...
21. I wouldn't fill up at that station even if I was on empty
22. Now the bananas have gone bananas!
Two for the price of one is always more apeeling. Hey, do you think that if it had two peels, we could call it a pair of slippers? Yeah, me neither.
23. When your roommate leaves their boots out to dry, but you're sure they tried to jump out the window
24. There is nothing that could make this picture more disturbing...maybe clowns
25. "Aliens"
I wonder if the goal is to cover their car with the word "alien" enough times that they can actually see it from space. One thing's for sure, there's no way the driver can see out the back window!
26. I guess Santa's driving a Buick these days
27. We'll chalk this one up to it being dangerously cheesy.
But I am confused as to how this even happens. Is that bag made by Timelords? You know, a "bigger on the inside" situation?
28. Some people get a little too into Halloween
Also, whose kids are these?!
29. Is this a new Snapchat filter?!
Despite hating this, I would definitely use it all the time.
30. But...how?
I'd have a hard time accomplishing such a perfectly-aimed crash in Grand Theft Auto, let alone in real life. I don't even know what kind of cheat codes you would need for this.
31. Yikes, Santa looks absolutely terrifying when he's on fire.
It really doesn't help that the only clue we have to his expression is one large, unblinking eye.
32. Interesting.
I guess the number one question is did this just happen or did he decide to do this? The number two question is what is the "this" that this guy did or didn't decide to do?
33. When are they gonna remove that giant dead spider from the street?
34. Nothing to see here, people.
Aww man, I liked this picture a lot better when I thought that guy was actually riding on the turtle's back.
35. Gross.
I don't care what the snake's specialty is supposed to be, there's no way you'd catch me drinking this. I think my sweaty limbs and I are gonna be just fine, thank you very much.
36. Childhood ruined.
The sad part is they would've been fine if they just stuck to the Simpsons theme but no...They had to fly too close to the sun with a terrifying SpongeBob. One that looks like it's eating children.
37. I don't wanna know.
Mainly because part of me worries that this is what my floor looks like under all the furniture. I mean, not having the slightest clue where stains this big came from is probably bad, right?
38. Damn, that is unusual.
Well, there's one thing we can definitely know for sure. Those are absolutely tattoos of flowers. Whew, at least we got that part figured out.
39. Someone's car...
Yeah, it's probably not abandoned, either. Someone gets in this and successfully drives it places.Sometimes the simplest statements are the most unbelievable ones.
40. Popcorn kernel? Or the face of the boatman to the River Styx?
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