Sunday, October 11, 2015

22 Employees Who Probably Maybe Definitely Got Fired

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Although jobs may differ vastly, every workplace has something in common: the slacker. The slacker usually spends their days spreading rumors, playing pranks, napping under desks, stealing lunches and taking credit for everyone else's work. These people almost always deserve to be fired, but unfortunately, they are extremely talented at hiding their flaws and brown-nosing the boss at every turn.

Try as you might, you will find it difficult to frame the slacker, and most of the time, it backfires on you. My advice would be to simply avoid the slacker at all costs. Do not feed into their antics, or join them in their degenerate behavior, as your participation only serves as a means to draw the negative attention from themselves. Fear not, the slacker is almost always living on borrowed time, and eventually their antics will blow up in their face. This will be a marvelous day for you and I encourage you to relish in their devastation. 

1. Ever wonder why they call it snail mail?

2. This gives a whole new meaning to soft shell taco.

3. People who expose themselves in public don't usually dress that well.

4. Another reason fast food is bad for your health.

If you've ever got caught for faking an illness for a day off, you'll appreciate #7. 

5. Not his poo, not his problem.

6. Does karma work that fast?

7. Before social media, people still got caught red-handed.

If you need another reason not to go to Popeye's, check out #10.

8. This is why people usually stay away from hairdressers with bad hair. 

9. Justice is swift.

This is what happens when you use the Boston Marathon bombing as your Halloween costume inspiration. It only took four minutes to destroy her life. 

10. If you feed chickens jalapenos, this will probably be the result. 

Stupidity or bravery? Check out #13 and decide for yourself.

11. I think this is what they call overcompensating. 

12. Cheese makes everything better...

...except for this burger. 

13. Some people just live for the thrill of it.

Check out #15 and see what happens when your sandwich artist has too much self-confidence.

14. The foundation of the internet is cats, so I pity the fool who posts this on social media.

15. Buns out guns out.

See what I did there?

16. You had one job.

Considering planning a surprise party? Check out #19 and think again.

17. If your mother-in-law is more of a monster-in-law, you may actually consider this as a gift idea.

18. If you're going to call your boss out, at least make sure he doesn't have any dirt on you. 

19. Well, that was almost a great surprise party.

After you see #21, you'll never want to go to Taco Bell again.

20. They asked him to write an accurate, yet brief description of the show.

I think he nailed it.

21. When you don't even have a chance to quit your day job because you got fired first.

22. Let's be real, everyone has those days when they just don't care.

But if that's every day for you, then you should dust off that resume.

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