There's no such thing as a good breakup. At the very best, if you're super lucky, you might get an amicable parting, but even then, it's completely natural to harbor a little resentment towards your ex. However, if you've ever gone through the hell of a messy breakup, you'll probably understand the people on this list better than most. From raw chicken carcasses to regrettable tattoos, here are 14 savage ways to get revenge on your ex!
1. When it comes to revenge, a small investment can yield a big payoff
2. That'll be a fun story for HR
3. Kill them with kindness
4. Show them how crappy life is without you
If your ex has ever left anything at your place and then asked for it back, you might get some inspiration from this next one
5. This instance of revenge is not for the ex, but for the ex-best friend
It's amazing how hellish you can make someone's life with just duct tape and zip ties
Every game individually wrapped!
Nothing adds insult to injury spending five hours unwrapping your Wii covered in ten bottles of glitter
Yes, I think that deserves a slow clap
If all that was a little too complex for you, next, we'll bring it back to the basics
6. Simplicity can be beautiful
7. Well, that's one way to do it
8. Eating them out of house and home is also a good option
9. But not as good as surprise salmonella
After a breakup, each party tries their best to move on, but sometimes, you don't want them to forget...
10. I bet that one stung. Literally
11. A snappy comeback can sting just as much
12. And if you're a little old-fashioned, a print ad is just as effective!
13. It's the little things that count
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