15 People Who Can't Seem To Do Anything Right

I dabble in failure on a daily basis. I am a creative(ish) writer, after all. So not all jokes are going to land, and I'm OK with that. Two And A Half Men and The Big Bang Theory have taught me you don't actually have to be funny to make people laugh, and it's a mindset I carry with me every day. But I'm sure I have some success stories in my life. Graduate, good job, no kids, just bought a new set of pots and pans. Life's pretty good right now.

These people? There is no hope for them. It's amazing they are able to get out of bed in the morning.

Some of these fails might seem innocent enough, but don't be tricked. This is not your average collection of fails. These really are pushing the limits. 

1. The person who made this seems to think rhinos are just hippos in disguise

2. Recent budget cuts really hit the paving industry hard

3. Finally, this news anchor got to live his dream of being a famous artist 

4. What's the best way to get people to take these acronyms seriously? Cats. Always cats

5. We trust Google for far too much in our lives 

6. Watches Tokyo Drift once 

(because no one watched it twice) 

7. This would have never happened to Rihanna, but you aren't Rihanna

8. When you were trying to capture a wonderful vacation picture, and instead it looked like you were dumping body parts in a lake 

9. Sure, convenience is nice, but sometimes it might just pay off to take the long road 

10. This TV programmer, who knows the importance of a good sequel 

11. When you've committed to going to the gym and don't want to let anyone down 

12. This dog, who has had fetch ruined for him forever

13. If all those years of Pictionary have taught me anything, it's that I have no future as a tattoo artist

14. When you wash your pillow and it comes out looking like a tub full of Lucky Charms 

15. When your parents keep pressuring you to be a doctor, but you can't pass the final

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