25 Best Fails Of All Time From Across The Web

Fails. Gift of the Internet gods. Watching them brings a warm satisfied feeling akin to bathing in liquid sunshine while being fed assorted pastries by Ryan Gosling and Beyonce simultaneously. So get ready to feel better about your life in 2016, and let's laugh together at the misfortunes of all those in the 40-watt club.

1. This guy got his finger in the wall at Chipotle

Sometimes when they tell me guac is extra, I lose my mind for a few minutes too.

2. Walmart fail

Educating kids good so that they can have a future career working at Walmart.

3. Cake fail

 Damn auto-correct.

4. When Trump couldn't make friends with Uncle Sam the Bald Eagle

Uncle Sam doesn't want you, Donald. Literally and figuratively. 

5. Drinking from the bidet fail

Well, it's not a water fountain, but you do still have to squat to use it.

6. Hockey fail

The sport with the most concussions. 

7. Worst tattoo ever

Is Jesus a Pez dispenser who is levitating a crucifix Pop-Tart? Correction, best tattoo ever.

8. Incense fail

Who wouldn't want their room to smell like Cersei Lannister's underwear. 

9. Bowling fail

No one wants to see your special back spin if it means a bowling ball will drop onto their skull. 

10. This masterpiece 

I'm sure it was greatly appreciated.

11. Pizza fail

Really Delissio? No "this side up" disclaimer?

12. Cookies and milk fail

That milkshake will definitely bring all the boys to the yard.

13. Bill and Hill kissing fail

1998 still feels like yesterday, Bill. 

14. Acronym fail

Applause are in order for all the educators of this great country.

15. Drinking fail

"I have a drinking problem" –Airplane 

16. Champagne fail

If not for that slight turn, this could have been a lot worse.

17. This girl who got a trash can lid stuck on her head

I can only assume she was trying to be a piece of garbage.

18. This horrific fail

How dare you?!

19. This Photoshop fail

Loving the E.T. fingers.

20. Kid slam dunk fail

I hope this kid never learns.

21. Presidential meeting shoe fail

We've all been there, no?

22. This cat who hates life

Now it knows how you feel every day when you have to clean static-y cat hair off your body.

23. Vollyball fail

No gym? No problem!

24. It's called the Domino's IQ test

The results are in, and you're too dumb to be allowed pizza.

25. This reporter and his chicken

Please watch this on full volume. 

Main image via tumblr / algrenion

Collage images via 1. reddit / dusty1993 2. reddit / Menno99 3. reddit / iSperminator