Sometimes we can all use a good laugh at someone else's expense, which is why I've compiled these pictures for your enjoyment!
These people aren't exactly the sharpest tools in the shed, the brightest bulb in the box, or the quickest horse in the stable. They're a few cards short of a deck, a few fries short of a happy meal, and a few Bradys short of a bunch.
Well, you get the point. They're just not that smart. But don't take my word for it! See for yourself!
1. If only they had some sort of tool that was specifically designed to open wine bottles! Oh well, I guess they just have to use the knife instead.
Fun fact: you can actually open wine bottles by putting the bottom inside of a shoe and smacking the shoe against a wall - the pressure will pop the cork out. Although you may break the bottle in the process.
2. Let's give her the benefit of the doubt. Her twin could've technically been born an hour before her on a different date and and the bouncer let her sister into the bar before her...
Although this would only work once on their birthday. Never mind, she definitely doesn't know the meaning of the word twin.
3. Someone should write an article about this post and send it to her. I think it's amazing that we have access to the entirety of recorded human knowledge and sometimes we're too lazy to Google what the capital of Bolivia is.
P.S. The answer is Sucre. I had to Google it.
4. If you look closely, you'll see that at the front of the traffic jam are some parked cars without anyone inside of them.
I'm really curious to know how long this lasted. I can only imagine how many horns were blaring as a result...
5. Ohhh heck no! This dude must have used a thesaurus as a cookbook.
I must admit, those cinnamon rolls look absolutely delicious, but that spelling mistake made me lose my appetite. Just kidding, I'd totally still eat them if they were offered to me.
6. That was a home job?! You don't say! I would have never known.
A pentagram and the star of David are only one point away from each other, yet they really couldn't be more opposite. I hope that when she goes to get that covered up she counts a little more carefully.
7. Every New Year's Eve someone makes this mistake, and it'll NEVER not be funny to me.
This person clearly should've paid more attention in history class. Or even biology, pretty sure the history of the earth comes up a few times... But honestly, I'm glad they didn't so that we can have a chuckle at their expense!
8. Never even put on? Then how'd you take the...never mind. It may be a smart watch, but as for the owner, not so much. At least it's BAND new!
Get it?! Also, his bedroom in the background looks like it could use a cleaning.
9. Modern art is getting weirder and weirder. It's not every day that you get to witness a full grown adult discover how mirrors work. Although I have to admit, this did make me do a double take.
The best part about this is that he realized his own mistake and called it out.
10. The word "Cuted" is like when you walk too far away from the campground. It's past tents. (I'm so sorry).
There's just so much wrong with this post, and I love it. She won't even listen to the person trying to correct her.
11. Someone get this One Direction fan a geography lesson! I've never been to "South Unites States", but I've heard that the weather is great this time of year!
Also, can we please bring Zayn back?! The band has never been the same since he left. They don't even make the charts in Antarctica anymore.
12. Uhh ohh. Somebody forgot to log out of their account before making a comment about themselves. So much for remaining anonymous while boosting your own ego!
"I also think that Ginger did such a great job that she should get a raise and promotion! And maybe even a new car".
13. The amount of irony in this post is cringe-worthy. I also know some 30-year-old "Proud Mommies" that can't do that. Ignorance is bliss, I suppose.
I think we know where the 2nd grader's grammar ability comes from. And it's not from Daddy.
14. Bone-Apple-Tea! At least she asked for consent first.
Although I'm not sure why the chicken would ever agree to that. He just signed his own death warrant. Or perhaps he's a hitman and turned in his friends.
15. No, no, no, no, no. This is not okay. He just said "The hall of cost" and he's telling us to pick up a book?
He's right, this world is messed up, mostly because of tweets like this.
I totally get not knowing how to spell something, but I usually Google things I'm not sure of... If you're already on Twitter, Google is just a click away!
16. The dictionary's definition of a globe is "a spherical body". It probably would have been better to say "The Flat Earth Society has members all across the plane." Practice what you preach, Flat Earth Society!
You have to love the clap back from the Physics-Astronomy page. They saw their chance and they took it.
17. These are the kind of people that stick knives in toasters and fingers in wall outlets.
I would pay good money to watch this person try to solve this problem for a hours. I wonder how long it would take them to realize their mistake.
Gonna be totally honest though, I've accidentally hit the off switch on a power bar before and then wondered why nothing would turn on...
18. You should Van Gogh and get yourself an art history education.
If that's an original selling for $20, I'll take 100 of them! I love the frustration in the seller's reply. He should've convinced the buyer it was an original and let him brag to all his friends about the new purchase.
19. He thought it would be a good idea to wash the keys of his keyboard in hot water. He was very, very wrong. I think the "Y" sums up exactly what we're all thinking. Use this mistake as a lesson for the next time you need to clean your keyboard.
At least the keys are clean now!
20. For her sake, I really hope she's joking. Drinking from a bidet is a guaranteed way to not have a good day. Didn't she think it was a little strange that it was positioned right next to the toilet?
Hopefully it's been cleaned since the last use!
21. What was this TSA agent thinking?!
You literally met Tony Hawk. You told him he looked like Tony Hawk. Did this just not click for you? Like are you ok?!
22. That would be the last time I babysat for them!
I'm sorry Janice, but my epilepsy medications, unlike your homeopathic sugar pills, serve an actual purpose and help me to LIVE. LET ME LIVE, JANICE.
23. You win some, you lose some.
Except with this quiz. You lose all of them, not just some. This reminds me of my first-year chemistry class, in that the chances of passing were about the same. Seriously, they need to fix this... So unfair!
24. Poor, sweet, innocent child.
Jade. His computer is Jade brand. This is something I would do, quite honestly. "It looks like it says SASV! Oh... It's ASUS? My bad."
25. Listen man, there's no shame in only being able to lift one plate.
Frankly, the only thing I lift is food and cat litter. The shame comes in pretending to be someone you're not. Be yourself, young grasshopper.
26. YEAH GIRL, GET 'EM!
Wait. Nevermind. We totally misread the situation, please ignore my friend and carry on with your experiments and daily life.
27. OK. First of all, let's not take selfies while driving, mmkay?
Second of all, why you be bragging about being stuck in traffic? Was this all and elaborate ruse to go viral? 'Cuz it worked...
28. I mean, they're not wrong.
But like...the sun rises and the wind picks up. Coal just kinda runs out and poisons the planet, y'know?
29. Yeah! A little bit of duct tape will hold it.
Wait. Wait, that's gravel. Eh, at least it looks like we tried our best, and that's what counts, right?
30. Yeah, if your clothes are getting smaller, you're getting bigger.
Source: This is my life. I love how happy she is about it, though! If you feel good and are confident, do what feels right!
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