15 Comebacks Saltier Than The Dead Sea

Everyone gets made fun of, but few have the courage to stand up and fight back. If you ask me, all that "turn the other cheek" mumbo-jumbo never helped no one. My advice is if you're getting roasted, don't just sit there and take it, fire back. Make sure your comeback is good, though. If it isn't, you'll get burned harder than ever. To avoid becoming the butt end of your next joke, check out this list of salty comebacks for some inspiration.

1. Ouff

Ice up, son

2. Denied!

3. He has a point

4. If you're roasting someone online, remember to proofread 

5. Parents: 1, daughter: 0

6. Too bad you can't rage quit on life

... wait a minute

7. He walked right into that one

8. May this be a lesson to all: never get on a troll's bad side

9. The fortune cookie was actually right for once

10. Don't you dare talk about Aldi like that

11. Nothing to see here, folks. Just a mom casually reminding her offspring who came first

12. Delete all accounts and never speak again

13. Mom is ruthless

14. He thought he was soo funny

15. The dude's just jealous